Fairytales in Journalism

The princess of Corona has been kidnapped. Just born a few days ago, princess Rapunzel had magical powers in her hair which could be used for healing and rejuvenating. It is suspected that the reason for her kidnapping was her magical powers.  “I’m so worried for my baby girl,” Queen Arianna said. “We’ve sent all the troops possible out to catch this evil person.”  The family had li...

A brother and sister were charged for cannibalism and the murder of over 10 people. Hansel and Gretel Leiderhosen, the children of the village woodcutter, Wheresmeine Leiderhosen, were found with the dead remains of Lydia Witching. Witching’s house had a basement, which was where the bodies were found. “The scene that my team and I found in that house was truly horrifying,” investigator Maurice Hound...

Danger struck the tiny island nation of Lilliput when a shipwrecked man was charged with treason along with several other crimes and then quickly escaped. The man, Lemuel Gulliver, was sentenced to being blinded before he made his escape.  “It was terrible,” John Lilliput said. “I swear I saw him urinating in the capital too.” Gulliver had been washed ashore days prior and was taken in...

Prince Eric’s search for marriage created the largest scandal ever reported in royal history. Trying to find a bride before his birthday passed, he was desperate to search for the woman who had saved his life after falling overboard. The issue was that Eric would only be able to identify this mystery woman through her voice, as she sang to him when he was rescued. Just when Prince Eric began to lose hope, a ...

On Sun. night, Adam Prince was tried and charged with the kidnapping of Belle and Maurice Beauty. Previously missing, Maurice reappeared and immediately informed law-enforcement to the location of Prince’s mansion, where Maurice had been kept against his will and where his daughter, Belle, was still trapped. By morning, Belle was recovered and Prince was arrested, Prince being found in a fursuit...

Brownie, Whitey and Blackie were three pigs who were well-known residents of New Zealand. Their settlements were in a barren, empty ranch with a minimal population and a scarce number of acres. “The Big Bad Wolf” who is a notorious criminal in the area that has been charged on multiple accounts regarding burglary and trespassing. His intention was to destroy the property of these pigs, resulti...

A young woman was found unconscious and covered in blood Thursday night. Local police report the name of the victim was Princess Briar Rose. Princess Rose was last seen in her sewing room in the castle. Rose was transported to the local hospital unconscious and in critical condition.  “I still don’t know what happened,” servant Margaret Elise said. “She was fine when I left. She was sewi...

Earlier this morning a small woman trespassed into the household of three bears, caused damage and was discovered to have used various household materials, and they intend on pressing charges against the mysterious girl for her crimes. After she trespassed, the girl was described by the bears as fleeing the scene, going deep into the forest, the fairy tale police arrived at the scene soon after.  �...

A young blonde-haired girl was caught and charged late Fri. night after breaking into and entering the home of three bears. The perpetrator, Goldilocks, is a young woman who snuck into the home of three bears. While she was there, it was determined that she consumed their food, destroyed their property and committed theft. The three bears who lived in the cabin noticed the burglary when they came...