• If you can’t helium or curium, you gotta barium.
• I told a joke once… there was no reaction.
• Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H2O and the second one says I will have some H2O too and the second one dies!
• want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
• Do you have eleven protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

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